Several times a day...
1. I follow the leader.
2. I contemplate the existence of Jebus.
3. I fall down laughing from Existential Irony.
4. I attempt to decipher (on my own) the Rosetta Stone.
5. I meet with my superiors to determine the best way to assassinate world leaders.
6. I watch television.
7. I end my long career in journalism.
8. I await orgasm with baited breath.
9. I watch my neighbor's murder through the back window of my apartment.
10. I supplement my CCG collection on Ebay.
11. I find substance where there is none.
No comments:
Post a Comment